I am about to tell you about most of the Mario games. First, I'll talk about JumpMan...or maybe it was JumperMan...I'm not sure what Daddy told me. It was the first Mario game created where Mario was just a red line and Luigi was a green line. They had to jump over spiky mushrooms and pipes. It was pretty boring. I'd give it one star. Now I'll talk about Mario Party 7. The first level is Grand Canal. There's a blooper who juggles treasure chests. One has a star. One has a ...

Once a guy named Kyle had an EVIL bunny in his closet. So he went downstairs. He played a video game. The Rayman game. And guess what? It was the NEW one! On his game, bunnies attacked the world. He dropped the controller and hid in his closet. The evil bunny bit him. And he became... EVIL!! He watched Wallace & Grommit not knowing it was about a wererabbit. He got in the car and took a nice drive to clear his head. He turned on the TV in his limo (you know those one th...

Hi. I'm Xavier. I'm pretty sure I made a blog before about Wario World. Remember that? Well if you don't, I'll tell you about it. It says all the ways to beat the bosses. Also, if you're that one guy who commented on my blog, thank you! My brother, you can find him kind, funny, deep, and determined. But I find him kind of funny looking and determined to drive everybody off the deep edge. Orian is always throwing stuff at me. I wonder why I still play with him? Today he thre...